Ribbon-Cutting the Sea Wall
Corporate and political leaders proudly market adaptation as virtue while avoiding responsibility for the emissions and business practices making that adaptation necessary. The joke is that they are cutting a ribbon on the shield while actively feeding the storm.
A polished ribbon-cutting ceremony unfolds atop a brand-new sea wall on a sunny waterfront. In the foreground, smiling executives and city officials in hard hats and branded safety vests hold oversized ceremonial scissors to cut a giant green ribbon stretched across the wall. The sea wall is plastered with sponsor plaques, corporate logos, and cheerful slogans like 'Building a Sustainable Tomorrow' and 'Resilience Partnership.' Photographers crowd around for the photo-op. But immediately behind the platform, filling the harbor, loom the sponsors’ own luxury cruise ships, oil tankers, and container vessels, all pumping dark smoke into the sky and churning dirty water. The contrast should be unmistakable: they are celebrating a defense against climate damage while their industries continue fueling the threat.
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