Inflation Exit Only

Set the scene inside a supermarket checkout area designed like a building lobby with two adjacent automatic exit doors. Above the left door, a bright sign reads PRICES, and instead of shoppers, oversized price tags glide upward on a one-way escalator and through the doors, with arrows pointing only up. Above the right door, a matching sign reads WAGES, but that doorway is wrapped in heavy chains with an OUT OF SERVICE notice and a dead escalator behind it. In the foreground, customers wait in a long checkout line holding comically tiny baskets with just a few essentials, while their receipts unspool to absurd lengths. Overhead, a cheerful corporate banner says TEMPORARY ADJUSTMENTS, creating the punchline because everything visual suggests the price increases move smoothly and permanently, while wages are physically prevented from following.