Raise for the Price Gun

Set the scene in a brightly lit grocery aisle decorated with balloons and a cheerful banner reading "EMPLOYEE APPRECIATION DAY." At center, a smiling manager in a suit ceremonially presents a grocery worker with a tiny framed certificate that says something like "Congratulations on Your 25¢ Raise!" But the same manager, using their other hand, is actively firing an oversized pricing gun at nearby shelf tags, changing milk, bread, and eggs to noticeably steeper prices in real time. The worker looks caught between forced gratitude and dawning disbelief, holding the raise while glancing at a shopping basket or receipt that shows the new totals already wiping it out. The joke should land in one glance: the employer gives with one hand and takes back far more with the other.